Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs

"Molecular Genetics From The Gold Standard Labs album by The Locust on BeMusic"

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Release Date: 2012-07-31 00:00:00

  • How to Become a Virgin
  • Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
  • Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
  • Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
  • The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
  • Perils of Believing in Round Squares
  • Flash's Theme
  • Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
  • Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
  • Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
  • Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
  • Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
  • Flight of the Wounded Locust
  • Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
  • Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
  • This Is Radio Surgery
  • Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
  • Sever the Toes
  • Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle
  • Moth-Eaten Deer Head
  • Brand New Set of Teeth
  • How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
  • Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
  • Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
  • Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
  • Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
  • Straight from the Horse's Mouth
  • An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
  • Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
  • Backbones of Jack Asses
  • Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
  • Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
  • High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
  • Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)
  • Kill Roger Hedgecock
  • Hairspray Suppository
  • Cattle Mutilation
  • Prepare to Qualify
  • Pain Reliever
  • Off by a Long Shot
  • Head Hits Concrete
  • Ass Gravity
  • Keep Off The Tracks
  • #99