Why I’m Not Married

Why I’m Not Married a song by Orny Adams on BeMusic

Pregnant Designated Drivers by Orny Adams,
Texting Apps and Stun Gun Phones by Orny Adams,
Appliances Texting Us by Orny Adams,
It Would’ve Been a Different Bible by Orny Adams,
I Still Got It by Orny Adams,
Why I’m Not Married by Orny Adams,
Women are More Equipped by Orny Adams,
Love Destroyed by Elevators by Orny Adams,
I Sleep with the TV on Every Night by Orny Adams,
Why I Don’t Have Kids by Orny Adams,
My Diet and Cats Eating Appetizers by Orny Adams,
You Ruined Mom’s Body by Orny Adams,
Takes The Third by Orny Adams,
Green Guilt by Orny Adams,
My Hair, PT. II by Orny Adams,
Outsourcing, Mudhuts, Onstar by Orny Adams,