How to Become a Virgin

How to Become a Virgin a song by The Locust on BeMusic

How to Become a Virgin by The Locust,
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office by The Locust,
Kill Roger Hedgecock by The Locust,
Straight from the Horse's Mouth by The Locust,
Moth-Eaten Deer Head by The Locust,
Priest with the Sexually-Transmitted Diseases, Get out of My Bed by The Locust,
Cattle Mutilation by The Locust,
Perils of Believing in Round Squares by The Locust,
Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics with Delusions of Grandeur by The Locust,
Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees by The Locust,
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour by The Locust,
Get off the Cross, The Wood Is Needed by The Locust,
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? by The Locust,
Wet Nurse Syndrome (Hand Me Down Display Case) by The Locust,
Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe by The Locust,
Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys by The Locust,