Bertie the Heterosexual

Bertie the Heterosexual a song by Momus on BeMusic

Self-Identity by Momus,
Pocket Apocalypse by Momus,
Kirchner by Momus,
Monkey by Momus,
Dgaf by Momus,
It's Incredible by Momus,
The Art Creep is Dead by Momus,
Lawyers by Momus,
My Wife Will Soon Forget Me by Momus,
In My Heart by Momus,
Bertie the Heterosexual by Momus,
Queerness by Momus,
Details by Momus,
Safetyism by Momus,
Issyvoo by Momus,